cas-in-the-sassbutt:

jinglebellpanties:

doublejoeseven:

neko-shadow:

ow

ow

owowowowow

puns hurt

Puns are glorious.

This is wonderful

i’m going to cry these are so beautiful

(Source: renassance)

psychophancy:

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.

johnegb3rt:

i am so fucking done with this text book.

(Source: johneggsandbacon)

no-one-compares-with-you:

When I am older I shall open a classic rock-themed pizza shop and I shall call it Another One Bites the Crust

(Source: justahippiegypsy)

(Source: bemyghoulfriend)

sofapizza:

the 1%

www.fruitcuties.com

wretchedrabbit:

imgaybriel:

condemned-cadaver:

casselducks-mayo-was-off:

ryanrossjust:

miami-tomatoe:

livvefast:

I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

There’s a Reason These Prices are So Low Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of it Yet

Time to Dance because I Just Saved a ton of Money

Saving money is the most fun a buyer can have without collecting coupons.

Build In-store Credit, Then We’ll Talk

The Only Difference Between Black Friday And A Regular Sale Is Press Coverage

(Source: 0n0)